non compos mentis

the only reason I look so good is because there is no competition

I am hank hill

2 close 4 comfort

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multicoloredflamingos:

My friend, I am not what I seem. Seeming is but a garment I wear – a care-woven garment that protects me from thy questionings and thee from my negligence.
The ‘I’ in me, my friend, dwells in the house of silence, and therein it shall remain forever more, unperceived, unapproachable.

multipack:

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y

(via unrisked)

"   Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.   "
Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via multicoloredflamingos)

(Source: kitty-en-classe, via multicoloredflamingos)